Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I Don't Care What You Say. I Love My Governor.

Tired of politicians trying to tug your heartstrings with that cloying and horribly stale "children" card? Well, here is something fresh from my David Paterson, said while imploring those maniacs, to whom we politely refer as "the New York State Senate," to get a grip:

Think of the lobbyists ...

Need another shot of silliness to help get you over today's sad news? Happy to help!

MISS CALIFORNIA STRIPPED!!!

... (of her crown; i.e., fired).

[State pageant Executive Director Keith] Lewis told CNN's Larry King on Wednesday that it wasn't one thing Prejean did, but "many, many, many things."

(Sadly, none of them appear salacious.)

(Oh, and more context for the Guv's plea here.)

(Thanks to Wonkette and thanks to Wonkette for the hints)

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